I'm Alyssa Edwards

16 April 2019

Marina Johnson traces her feelings on ARE YOU STILL WATCHING using some lines from the TV canon

Baldrick: “I have a plan, sir.”

Paddy McGuinness: “Let the onion see the bhaji.”

Cliff: “We swear not a word you say will ever go beyond this room.”

Norm: “We never go beyond this room.”

Paddy McGuinness: “Let the bacon see the roll.”

The Doctor: “The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen.”

Paddy McGuinness: “Let the rubber see the duck.”

Belle: “Still, it’s good to be home. Every London girl’s dream: my own front door.”

Paddy McGuinness: “Let the hokey see the cokey.”

Jon Snow: “He's our brother now, and we're going to protect him.”

Paddy McGuinness: “Let the boogie see the woogie.”

Cersi Lannister: “If you ever call me sister again, I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.”

Paddy McGuinness: “Let the tomato see the sauce.”

Joey: “What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know?”

Paddy McGuinness: “Let the monkey see the nuts!”

Jeremy Clarkson makes an incomprehensible sexist comment.

Paddy McGuinness: “Let the crown see the jewels. Let the hanky see the panky. Let the pina see the colada.”

Alyssa Edwards: “Will you please shut the fuck up.”

Mrs Doyle: “Is the television broken again father?”

Monica: “Welcome to the real world. It sucks but you are gonna love it.”


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