(Our show You Will See Everything is on 7:30pm, 2nd April. Go see it. We did the whole thing in 28 days and built it in Em’s bedroom. If anything, watch it so that Em didn’t have to sleep on a mattress in Stella’s room for nought.)
- We can be the company u employ to feel like you’re helping younger artists (philanthropy)
- We are at the PEAK of our LIVES physically, physiologically, emotionally, satirically, romantically, chemically, politically, socially, economically (IBS is a problem though)
- Nothing we’ve ever done has EVER set alight (flame-retardant)
- Em is severely lactose intolerant however continues to consume vast amounts of lactose (Determination)
- Freddie’s gonna have to live in KENT if u don’t step in (KENT)
- Sometimes we leave the house (emerging artists)
- Stella has newfound interest in physical strength and believes her arm muscles will only get bigger with time (potential)
- We promise never 2 put on hamlet (topical)
- We have had a very successful business quarter (Someone tried to scam Stella but hung up after realising she had £7 left of her overdraft)
- Em needs new shoes, her arches have collapsed (endurance)
- We’ve not attended university this year (time management)
- None of us dressed well in our teenage years (trustworthy)
- Em’s arms are short, Stell’s are long, Fred’s are longest (Radical diversity)
- We have cohabited for over a year with a large family of mice (Radical empathy)
67) We pay attention to detail
Quotes from others:
“I have worked with them somewhat” – Abbi Greenland
“They are attendees of the festival” – James Phillips
“Please don’t use me as a reference” – Anon.
“Good luck but no money” – Miriam Margolyes
“I’m from Manchester” – Chris Thorpe
“Happy birthday Princess” – Em’s mum to Em on her birthday.
“I once saw their show” – Marc Graham
“That’s the end of the article” – Stella Green, Emily Hamilton + Freddie Cotton
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