Don’t Talk with Your Mouth Full
d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶
Place your Napkin on Your Lap
d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶e̶e̶
Hold Your Fork in Your Left Hand and Your Knife in the Right
d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶R̶E̶E̶
Don’t Put Your Elbows on the Table
d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶R̶E̶E̶ ̶
Avoid Slouching
E̶v̶e̶
Chew with Your Mouth Closed
d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶E̶v̶e̶
Always Ask to be Excused from the Table
r̶e̶s̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶m̶p̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶
E̶v̶e̶
E̶v̶e̶
D̶O̶N̶’̶T̶ ̶E̶A̶T̶ ̶T̶H̶E̶ ̶F̶O̶R̶B̶I̶D̶D̶E̶N̶ ̶F̶R̶U̶I̶T̶ ̶
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Or how about? D̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ ̶E̶t̶i̶q̶u̶e̶t̶t̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶R̶e̶b̶e̶l̶l̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶W̶o̶m̶en̶ who want to burn the whole place down:
Eat the Forbidden Fruit, with Your Mouth Wide Open
With Your Bare Hands
Your Polite Napkin Ripped to Shreds
Elbows Proudly on the Table
As Open Rebellion
Teeth bared
Talking
Screaming
‘Bite the apple Eve – even when you’re not hungry’.
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