Latest from Noises Off
Baldrick: “I have a plan, sir.”
Paddy McGuinness: “Let the onion see the bhaji.”
Cliff: “We swear not a word you say will ever go beyond this room.”
Norm: “We never go beyond this room.”
Paddy McGuinness: “Let the bacon see the roll.”
The Doctor: “The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen.”
Paddy McGuinness: “Let the rubber see the duck.”
Belle: “Still, it’s good to be home. Every London girl’s dream: my own front door.”
Paddy McGuinness: “Let the hokey see the cokey.”
Jon Snow: “He's our brother now, and we're going to protect him.”
Paddy McGuinness: “Let the boogie see the woogie.”
Cersi Lannister: “If you ever call me sister again, I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.”
Paddy McGuinness: “Let the tomato see the sauce.”
Joey: “What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know?”
Paddy McGuinness: “Let the monkey see the nuts!”
Jeremy Clarkson makes an incomprehensible sexist comment.
Paddy McGuinness: “Let the crown see the jewels. Let the hanky see the panky. Let the pina see the colada.”
Alyssa Edwards: “Will you please shut the fuck up.”
Mrs Doyle: “Is the television broken again father?”
Monica: “Welcome to the real world. It sucks but you are gonna love it.”
